March 2012
Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
February 2012
Strangers once again.
I've been having a lot of bad days lately.
"You look pretty today"
ohsofunnyblog:
“Was I ugly yesterday!?”
It's hard to imagine that one day,
jamieebbyx3:
I won’t go to school anymore but I’ll be heading to work.
I’ll be living on my own or with friends instead of with my parents.
I won’t have to ask for rides anymore because I can drive where ever I want.
I’ll be waking up to a special someone next to me.
I’ll have kids running around the house.
Dear Parents, thanks for giving me such a weird...
The truth.
andrewwrawrr:
Some guys want a cute, smart, respectful girlfriend, but they only see the girls who dress revealing, the flirty ones, the easy ones, the popular ones, the “hot” ones and the fake ones. Some girls want a prince charming, goodlooking, respectful boyfriend, but they only see the talented guys, the hypebeasts, the “bad” ones, the players, the popular ones and the fit ones.
Someday, we`ll forget the hurt.
shesperfectlyhappy:
The reason we cried and who caused pain. We finally realize that the secret of being free is not revenge,but letting things unfold in their own way and own time. After all, what matters is not the first, but the last chapter of our life which shows how well we ran the race. So, smile, laugh, forgive, believe and love all over again.
when you meet me at first,
asdfghjklmaylonie:
i’ll be awkward and not talk much. but later on as we become closer, i’ll talk to the point where you’ll tell me to shut up. that just shows that i enjoy being around someone like you and that i’m comfortable with you. i like those kind of friendships. nothing’s ever awkward between us.
Benefits of being short (for a girl)
Trying to find a boy taller than you is not hard at all
Wearing high heels won’t make you look super gigantic
Short girls are cute
Kissing someone who’s taller is cute when you have to stand on your toes
Closer to the ground
Hide and seek is easier for you than tall people
Short people usually run faster
I like love being short
